Me: Hey Max, if your hungry you can make yourself pancakes.
Max: Okay.
Me: Here’s the box mix, just follow the directions.
Max: Okay.
Me: How many do you want?
Max: Just one.
Me: One?!
Max: Yes, just one.
Me: You never eat just one.
Max: I got it handled.
Me: Are you sure?
Max: YES! YOU told ME to follow the directions. See. Directions. Me. Following. I got it handled.
Me: Okay. Handle it.
